No, I will not sign your fan book and no you cannot have my shirt.

No Betty and the girls will not go out with you , they don’t like you.

No, you can’t have my Vodafone car!!!!

Tell you what, join up as a member of my website mate and you might have a chance of winning the polo !

“Hey Ricky, what do ya reckon i’d look like with ya mullet?”

Oi I tell u stop hitting other drivers cause one day it will be you

My fans are better then yours =)

Wyh should i tell you my setup

‘Yeah mate, the driving lessons start on Monday, Yes I’m sure you will benefit from them. ‘

hmmm yeah…. i did beat you mate…

Well Rick…..my Hairdresser and Orthodontist are bloody good at what they do…but they aren’t miracle workers mate!

Now tell me rick whos closer to the championship lead? jelous much???

See you tie it around your waist like this, and flex your guns, then you don’t need to be a Cleo Bachelor to work it for the ladies………

Mate I will tie one arm behind my back . That might give you an even chance. On second thoughts lets make that both arms.

So….um…….Do you like……….Stuff???

yes mate maybe I will be driving a Holden for T8 next year!

Hi Rick it’s gonna be a big race out there today and I hope i can come in the top 3 because that will put me in third place on the championship ladder but anyway i betta go, Good Luck

Hey Rick, do you want to learn about driving a real race car a Ford and see what it's like. I will take YOU for a hot lap and show YOU what to do!!

Jeez Craig, that must have been one hell of a bet you lost mate !!

The front of your VE looks very good! I even managed to draw a detailed outline of it on my mirror with permanent marker at Bathurst last year… It’s still there…

Hi Ricko my race suit is better than your race suit and if you think your gunna win the round this weekend well you can eat my little red dust and good luck ricko because your gunna need it.

I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah blah blah ….

“Look, I know you want a website that’s up to date, that looks good and has the works, but I’m afraid only professionals get professional websites…one day Rick, one day.”

Yes, it is true. First On Race Day!!!

A new Vodaphone mobile? Sure I can get you a good deal….

so this walkinshaw bloke doesn’t own the team, but tells you all what to do. how does that work?

“Face it, i can sing way better than you. You haven’t heard me in the shower.”

Hey Rick Shaw,,,check the abs baby,,,I look so hot in Black!

Rick…that Latin nickname you wanted…does QUERITOR sound good to you?…makes you sound like a bullfighter doesn’t it?

of course rick ill talk to roland about getting you a test drive for the fujitsu seat for next season

for the last time Rick!!!,no i’m not going to tell you who Dirty Sanchez is!!!!!!

don’t worry rick next time I will beat you by a country mile

oooohhh thats such a nice falcon over your shoulder. hey what? did you say something rick?

“So with the long hair and all, that seems to slow you down out of the track, ever thought of short, sharp hair like mine? It seems to go well, adds some pace to your racing”

Damn…is that chocolate cake??? Seriously Kelly do I look interested….

“I think your team mate sold me a dodgy brake light from Autobarn… could you check it out for me in the next race?”

Geez for the last time Rick….it’s http://www.jamiewhincup.com.au …..hang on, let me do this up and I’ll go get a pen and write it down for you…

i really feel like some tic tocs right now

didnt finish it sorry rick kelly speaking wats tic tocs

OH Rick dont be silly, your going to do better with ford. Just sign the sit back and enjoy your new ford. I did tell u Holden wont last for ever

Haven't you heard Rick . I AM too sexy for my shirt.

“Not bad Kelly, but now let me show you how the REAL boys race … and win! Firstly, you might consider getting a proper car for starters…..”

Hey, is it a bird, is it a plane, no it’s Ricardo Head…

“Mate, you know why it’s called FG?”

“yeah, but Roland isn’t my dad”

It looks like Perth on Saturday, so I’ll say he is saying:

‘Yeah 22nd…. Its gonna be tough!’

If your ball’s were as big as your mouth, u might win a few race’s!

nipple twist!!!

Well mate, I know you wanna be with Team Vodafone…but there’s no room mate…you’re just not good enough either! Keep trying..you gotta aim high…

Hmmm what else was on my list to do today………………………………………..

Ya rekon Ford will support this???

HIdden Valley……But i can see it Jamie

“Hey Rick, is that Skaifey stealing the dizzy cap from ur car????”

‘Mate!!! Im posing!!! Get outta the way!!’

C’mon Jamie, sign here and win a prize!

hey rick, i’ve been told that inhaling helium can actually be bad for your health, so you should probably stop doing it…

Wow that voice is real, and I always thought it was a recording

Hey Rick. This V8 driving gig isn’t half bad…I find that if I remove part of my racesuit I gain more members on my website. I even have Holden fans joining my site…not bad hey.

Rick…I have a business card for my hairdresser. Getting your hair cut will give you better aero!

How about I wait for you at the end of the race at the finish line and we can continue this conversation then…

Yesssss…..join the Blue Oval…..it’s not too late to convert!!!!!!!!!

No Rick I will NOT tell you my trade secrets for having such a huge fan base!!!!!!!!

Look Rick, it is simple. I’m just better than you.

Ford pulling their funding is a worry…hopefully the T8 Merchandise Team can come up with something to keep me employed…( JW thinks to himself > those Rick Kelly Dartboards are gonna fly out the door! hehehehe )

" To tell you the truth, the ladies just love me. it's simple, just smile"

that wasn’t suppose to be it

“mate, keep up the good work, you make it so easy for the rest of us to look good on the track” mumbles under breath “and off too”

So that’s how you got rid of the leader and won the championship. I think I can do it a different way.

What was that you want to borrow betty for the day……not a chance!

C'mon Rick, your dirty tactics are one thing, but now you're rubbing off onto Holden fans. I mean really, throwing a flag onto the road to eliminate Ford's strong lead…what will you lot do next???

I see they’ve finally tried to take the target off your back!

Sure, luck and hard work means a lot in car racing, but not having a good car is just bad luck.

Hey Ricko, here’s 20 bucks go and get a hair cut.

here’s 100 bucks if you leave me alone i’ve had a bad race!

Take that race suit off and i’ll will give you a better one. FORD instead of HOLDEN!

Rick, just because you lost the OPES PRIME sponsorship doesn’t mean you have to see me for sponsorship.

mate i’ve got a faster car than you, so you should quit now while you can!

Hey Rick those sideburns…. Serriously mate do you really think the girls like them - NOT. hehehe

Rick, FORD has won 4 rounds of the 2008 V8 SUPERCAR series, HOLDEN has one round win (not including the Australian Grang Prix) so quit now!

rick, there is only 8 rounds left plenty of time to quit!

“Yeh mate, the sponsors are aplenty at 888, they like to reward consistent race winners”

Hang on Rick my race suit is falling down . DON”T give me a hand!!!

Rick, your lucky that Ford didn’t win last years championship or else you wouldn’t be at the front off the pit lane

Hey Rick Kelly! Fords rule!

TeamVodafone cars are better than the HSV Dealer Team/AUTOBARN Racing Team cars, so put those 2 cars into a skip bin and start to race Ford Falcons!

hey mate what is that on your shoulder

Yeah the car looks great… you're gonna be eating my 'Red Dust' mate!

What again!. The fun police are out in force today!!

Listen Rick…….Dont feel bad……Its a compliment that Sanchez has been with your Mrs.

Jamie: You think I’d look good in a Holden shirt ??

Hmm, tough without Garth this year ha? Might help you chances if Bargs didn’t run you off the track …

Jamie: that is a bad stain on your suit. I can get that out easily with Omo
Rick: really ? Where what is it ?
Jamie: it’s just under your holden logo well sorry Rick looks like a stain of defeat your gonna need alot more than Omo to get that out (evil laugh) hahaha

Bloody paparazzi - a guy can’t even take a break without someone taking a photo!

Yeah, sorry, accidentally hit the water button.

Ahhhhhhhh………………………now I understand. So you really DON'T have to win races to win the championship.

HEY KELLY! FORDS SHIT ON HOLDENS!

No Rick your not going to win the championship this year running at 4th 5th or 6th you will have to actually win races

Bull shit rick I am No 1 team driver not CL

No rick your not joining JWC and becoming No 1 member they won’t have ya

Bugger off Rick and keep your $10,000s I am not letting you through

So Rick, tell ya old mate Whinners, is it true that Travis from Big Brother is your real brother?

I mean lets be honest…………you both have sooooooo much in common - The two of you sound like you spend all day sucking on a helium balloon, neither of you like women, and you are both busting to come out of the closet………….SO WHATS THE GO MATE?……………..I promise I wont tell your Uncle Tom………..

Rick your brother Todd came up to me the other day and said to me that you haven’t got a partner the v8 supercar gala awards I’d be more than happy to go their with you .

so rick you think your good to win the championships but you haven’t even manage to win a single race this year so i must be the better racer don’t you think.

so ricko when are you going to give a real show down and show me what your so called car can really do it goes like my nannas car at the moment.

“Yeah I was surprised when I saw that a JDR car with T. Kelly on the window took me out in NZ, and not a car with 15 on it.”

I heard rick you fly helicopters so when are you going take us up for a joy ride what are you a hero or a mouse.

21st in practice Ricko…that’s not cool! If you like, I offer private tuition on my Playstation about how to overtake cars cleanly without touching them.

Have you heard about the TV program on Channel 7 Rick. It's called the Lowndes and Whincup Enduro Show. It is usually shown on a Sunday afternoon in mid September and October. I'm loving it!

I know that you are really keen to drive my FG roadcar Rick, but I think we might have to do into surveillance mode. I don’t think your boss would be too happy if he saw you!

Hi Todd, oh sorry mate, your Rick.

Look Rick we all know you don’t like winning races, and untill you do there is no place in our team for you, see yu!

hey Ricko Good luck for this weekends big race u will need it if you think u can win

Rick, like i tell every body else i have no idea who Sanchez is!!!!! he is fictional, just like your driving talent!

of course i’ll sign your autograph book young fella……and if you work real hard one day you might live your dream of being a top V8 Supercar driver.

Hey arent you that guy that punt’d my team mate off the track at P.I in 2006?

Hi Rick are you a mouse or a hero but no-one knows that you might be a real spunk

hi rick you are so cute

Hey bud,have you heard-Fords pulling their sponsorship backing off us.You don’t know anyone that could give us some stock market advice do you?

Look Rick i wish i could tell u how im so good at what i do, but if i told u id have to kill u!

and in your dream you won the round? Right!!

“No Rick I haven’t had my Inner Health Plus Today “

” Is that Jen Hawkins over there ??? wish i was talking to her instead” Jamie thinks to himself

Jamie thinking to himself ” Dont look at him you’ll laugh “

“Its about time you got back here Rick, I won the race half and hour ago!”

sorry mate i can’t teach you… its all talent, skill & charm… maybe you can ask santa to bring you some!

Its ok how can you not love me?

I thought only the ladies wanted their chests signed….but i guess we can make an exception for you Rick.

Bla Blah Blah, what ever dood !, you got your title in 06 by shunting Craig Out off the track . you’re all talk Kelly, this year i am going for the title, and i intend on winning, save yar energy for the track…. yil need it…

Hey Rick you must like the taste of red dust, cos you woul’ve been eating plenty out there today.

Rick that racesuit wont win you the chicks, here try mine, it works wonders at Melba’s on Saturday nights.

Kelly: So is she really looking at me, huh huh?? Whincup: Nah mate I got her number earlier. You missed out again this round, told you i was quicker than you…

pull my finger!

yeah, i’m in a red suit, but i get paid by ford to wear it.

is that your real voice or do they connect helium to your helmet?

Jamie: Look mate you need to know how to play as a team member like Cricket, reading to the kids, playing footy. Can you be a team player cause its not usually in your vocabulary and i dont want to let the kids down? Let me think about it, cause Red Dust only have the best role models….

Look Rick, You’ll be fine. Courtney told me ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is easy, as long, as you don’t step on any toes or bump into anyone.

Yes Rick, Will and I do live together, but sorry mate, I don’t bat for that team.

What’s that Rick, you’ve been published in the ‘Guinness Book of Records’ for the most Championships wins, with the least amount of podium finishes.

You’ve hit the wrong car Rick, I’m Jamie, Craig’s number is 888, mine’s 88.

Jamie: So now we have had our Factory backing pulled from us, does that make it harder to swallow being beaten by a PRIVATEER team??

Jamie: The price of fish is how much!!!!!!???.
Rick: i was actually telling you how good i am!
Jamie: eh, sorry i wasnt listening, i was busy taking photos of my new Ford F6 with my Nokia N95 8GB, having a icy cold XXXX while sitting on my KTM.
Rick: Im gunna tell mummy & daddy you dont like me..
Jamie: Did i mention how comfy my Von Zipper gear is. Sorry you said what?

Rick: Why do you get to have your name on your bike???

Jamie: *rolls eyes* its JAMIS not JAMIES, fool!

Theres no need to go to Dave @ OzQuest so you can get some of that awesome dexion shelving!

“Rick, you just need to pace yourself. its not a race”

Well Rick you can eat my little orange dust because you’ll be sorry for driving a holden

Jamie you can be sometimes cool at driving a Team Vodafone Ford Falcon

Rick i heard you had some part-time work JC’s came up to me and said you were working for the CWA HAHAHA Your joking right. What a joke.

Jamie I just heard someone talking in Pit Lane someone won big time on the G’Gs do you know who it was. Well it wasn’t me but it would be awesome but.
Maybe it was cromley or matty white.

WOW Lowndsey and Whinners I heard use were racing the two Kelly brothers down the New East Link Free Way at top speed to see what it was like this sounds awesome

No Rick i don’t want to go Dirt Bike Riding i don’t like them ok really Rick grow up

Yeah mate i really do feel for u having to put up with Dumbrell, like does he every finish a race without punting someone off?

Rick, Lowndesy wants to know if you and Todd will race to see which Kelly brother is the best.

Rick are you really that desperate to find a girl well rick cleo batchelor is not the way to go ,come on rick really there’s no need to chat the 12 year olds up.

Jamie don’t you think you got to get a better hair style because that hair style you have went out with the dinosaurs.

Holdens? Nah mate. Had one, but the wheels fell off.

“Better luck next time!”

Well it’s been good having a chat Rick but it looks like your pit crew are ready for ya man. See ya when you get back. It was nice kicking your butt. I will keep the beer cold for ya.

‘Aren’t you glad the back of my Ford looks just as good as the front?”

“You lost a bet with Tander?! Classic! Well you can wear my race suit for an hour but I think you’ll find the crotch area will be a bit baggy on you mate.”

you want me to go camping with you where!!!,Brokeback Mountain,i don’t think so Rick.the only Mountain i’m interested in is Mt Panorama

Life’s hard mate, thats why i drive a ford.

“So your going to be 5 garages furthur down pit lane next year?”

WTF? Brake harder!

If you want it that badly Rick,you can be a member of my website…n yes I’ll also give you pointers on how to drive like a real supercar driver,this isn’t dodgem cars you know…I’m only doing this because I am a real nice guy n also dont want to be bumped off the track by you AGAIN!! Laughs.

Have you lost your mummy have you little fella’?

It’s ok Rick,with some driving lessons and a better hairstylist you too maybe one day good enough to drive a Ford!!

Oh so you wanna know how you become as well loved,as popular, and a brilliantly talented driver just like I am do you Rick? Sorry mate,but all those things just come naturally….What can I say if you don’t have it you don’t have it…

No Rick i will NOT come back to your hotel room!!

“Yeah, it really can be a burden being this good looking, but dont worry, its not something you will ever have to worry about.”

so…is this the queue for the pre-race facials?

“Okay, Okay, I will take my shirt off for you…but just this once!”

so, are you or rour team mate going to knock me off the track to win the championship?

Shove a sock in ya fat gob and just get lost coz i won. And i no how to drive.

hey rick are you still dressing up in drag because you still drive like a women

“its getting hot out here Rick, did you see those beautiful women walk by?”

“If you’re interesting in a laugh Rick, go to http://www.JamieWhincup.com.au, and click on the ‘Win a Limited Edition TeamVodafone Red Dust polo link’ and check out all the comments”

“Well Rick, maybe if you put this suit on, it might improve your driving.”

“Mate, by Movember you’ll be able to plat that mullet and tie it across the top of your lip to resemble a mustache!”

“Sorry mate, Sanchez said he isn’t interested. Please stop calling him”

mate we have both won Bathurst twice, and i’m going to win bathurst again!

Hey Rick - there’s a special on at Woolies/Safeway this week, Huggies pull ups ultra absorbent for boys are only $18.99 for a pack of 64 - thought you might need to stock up!

Hey Rick - thats not your adams apple - that your left nut! When it finally drops you’ll win a race!

Hey Rick - to be a “whinner” and “grinner” - I had to let my Mum go.

Hey Rick - here is an instruction manual on the art of a whinner, your Mum asked me to pass it onto you:

W is for Winner
H is for Hero
I is for Intense
N is for Nice Guy
N is for Never Give Up
E is for Excellence
R is for Race Winner

ok rick now listen closely, I will say it slowly and LOUD SO YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND MATE,
BETTY IS MINE
THE GIRLS ARE MINE
IT IS NOT MY FAULT I AM HOT……..
DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE OUTTA DA WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: So you want to use your last life line and call a friend, sure you can borrow my Vodafone mobile but i dont think your mummy will pick up!!

Look Rick I’ve told you once, ive told you twice no you can’t join Craig’s fanclub…

so Rick my one does go faster than your one

Rick: “So I heard you named your car Betty. Any thoughts on what I should name mine? ”

Jamie: “Yeah…. Jughead!”

hey rick if you want to win a race maybe you should drive a real car like a ford and good luck for the next race if you think you will win the race in a holden.

Mate, I’m telling you I am Jamie Whincup - it’s just that you’re used to seeing me from behind.

So, what you’re telling me is, I don’t have to be the fastest car all I have to do is nudge the competitors out of the way and I can get a Championship!

So it looks like you’ll be joining me on the Red Side next year….. Dont worry Jamie we’ll have you over for a barbie I could always use a friend……

JAMIE: If you are trying to scare everyone with that monster in the back of your race car it wont work u did no that did you

RICK: yes it will work i am only tying to win the championship for the 10th time

JAMIE: oh what ever u will never win the championship for the 10th time. U are not like me i have won the championship 15 times in a row.

Hey rick (with a silent P), ya Mum tells me that you and Todd sleep in a bunk bed with the light on. I’m sure manhood will change your nerdy character and mannerisms too; hopefully soon. Don’t worry son, your voice will change once ya gonads drop. As for standing on the podium with me, sorry, it’s a mans world and there’s no place for you there. What I can see from here is that you are an equally balanced athlete - you have a chip on both shoulders! Give the whinging a rest too and more people will like you…….maybe?? Also, get rid of the sideburns, they’re very distracting. I’ve only just noticed them as this is the first time I have had to look at you close up. Scary really. Don’t take my advice too seriously, I know you wont, as you only like the sound of your own voice. Good luck with the race, I hope your head falls off………only joking!!

No sorry Rick I only like the ladies………

“Rick seriously..why do the ladies love me more then you?? Well look at me then look in the mirror!! Can I say anymore??”

So, Rick, it looks like you’re right behind me in the championship. How long until you run ME off the road?

hey Rick, do you wont the guys in the work shop to change that badge on your car?

Yeah Rick, I think you going to America is a great idea. In fact, we’ll even throw you a going away party - that’s how excited we are to see you go!

no its spelt….. W “H” I N C U P not W I N C U P….. there’s an “H” in there for HONESTY!

“I dont know Rick how good does Betty look from behind …. ?”

“Hey Rick some people want a photo of you so ARE YOU READY….ARE YOU READY…..ARE YOU READY…..ARE YOU READY……..???”

“No Rick the BB Girls wont have a butt shot pic with you …..”

No Rick you cant have a Red Dust shirt!!!IHowever you can eat my Red Dust during the race!!!Aww thee’s no need to cry Rick….I’d lend you my Team Vodafone Nokia to call you mummy,but I dont think she’d answer because she told me it’s well and truely time to cut the Umbilical cord!!!

Hey Rick hasn’t anyone told you sideburns went out in he 70’s?And the mullet went out in the early 90’s?maybe you should get with the tmes,n update ur look not that you’d suddenly become popular but it would help with the urge to burst out laughing when I look at you!

Sure I will sign an autograph, who should I make it out to?

Rick the 70’s called they want there sideburns back

Ahhh, I don’t think so Rick! A skirt would look much better on you.

hey Rick you’ll be seeing the back of the best falcon alot this year

I dont not want to drive for hsv cheater team

So Rick, HRT stole your sponsor, they stole your crew they stole your teammate, now looks like GT is stealing your driving tactics!!!!

So Rick have you ever considered nascar mate, they dont mind a bit of a punt here and there on that racetrack!

“Rick, move I can’t see the XXXX girls…”

”hey rick i think u hould go up there with the XXXX girl it will suit u very much……”

”Rick, u are i most wost driver i have every seen out on the race track in 20 years….”

Well Jamie all i can say mate is holden stay together, holdin, and as for fords, fix or repair daily mate

rick, how many times do i have to tell you, stay out of my way cause it costin too much money to fix my front spoiler, especially in nz

Keep an eye on Lowndsie - I just put sugar in his tank

” I tell you what Rick if you beat me in the next race i’ll shout you a pack of Tic Toc’s “

Ha Mate, How come they call you the serial pest ???

“No, it’s not a target, it’s the Vodafone logo!”

“EAT MY RED DUST KELLY”!!!

“what you wanna drive a ford? You wouldn’t know how to handle one of these babies, they go too fast”

don’t look now Garth !!,but I think you might have “Kellys’ suit on !!

Sorry Kid, but blinding awesomness just can’t be taught. You either got it or you dont.

“Put your helmet back on Rick, you’re scaring the girls.”

Well……. Im not sure If I can garanteed a seat at triple 8 but whats wrong with HSV? Don’t you like being Mr consistanty?

Jamie: Whats that? You are getting your last name changed? To WHINCUP??? Sorry, but dont you think that is a bit creepy? I mean, I know its a great last name, but, dude, people will think that you are MY brother.

Rick: Whincup is your lasnt name?

Jamie: yes…. oh wait… you thought it would help you to ‘Win the Cup’? Sorry mate, but you have to have pure skill to do that!!

yes its fast, no you can’t drive it.

Hey Rickstar, wanna see my new tattoo?

hey rick if u keep on running into everyone u will never win a round and soon holden will not wont u any more and ford will never wont u and dont think i will help u at all.

“If I don’t blink, he might think I’m a statue”

Rick get out of my shot, I’m leaning here looking like Fonzi and you just ruined it, great one mate.

“Rick, You know, The best advice i can give you today is:

Don’t look back, it will only give you a sore neck!”

“Ok Rick, Lowndsey told me you took out Garth Tander at Bahrain last year just to try on his suit. Are you sure you want to take him out again just to try mine on?

My car would look just that little bit sweeter with some http://www.jamiewhincup.com.au signage… Don't you reckon Rick?

Your brother trashes my car and I miss a whole round yet I still have more points than you.. How does that work?? Oh yeah you haven’t won a race this year yet have you Rick?

No mate, I keep telling you that if you want to play with bumper cars, you'll have to go to a carnival. I hear that there's one right down the road from the track. And if you really want to go, I'll even throw a couple of dollars your way too.

Look Rick, we can't change the past…the way I see it is, you just need to 'make the most of now'!

Hey, Im just hoping mullets aren’t conatgious Rick.

hey rick i no u wont to win the race but u did not need to take everyone out to win the race

“rick,if you need to block you must first get in front! but really can you see that happening?”

i know they say that the best things come to those who wait, but i think that youve waited a little too long mate.
youll need a bigger hat to cover that up and looking the other way is just making it worse because now they see the back!

look, dont be too hard on yourself.
you havent failed, youve just found more than a few ways that wont work both on and off the race track as it seems.

hang on rick, if i try doing this i think that theyll stop looking at you and focus on something more important.
wait, i think its working. you can turn around now rick.

ok rick. i think that what you are doing is a brave move.
how do you think your mum is gonna take this?
quitting motorsport and moving out to become a hairdresser is a large step especially when you cant ‘cut corners’.

youve come to the right man. see the problem with people these days is that they judge a book be its cover.
in this case theyve looked at a very old and original copy of the book.
bad start, so heres an example of what your cover needs to be aiming for!

just been to the gym, so heres a sneak peak of what you aint got!

Hey Rick, you see all those Team Vodafone supporters behind me?…. That’s why where the 6th most supported team in Australia”

“I hope I don’t get caught on camera talking to you”

“Do I look fat in this hat?”

So, rick…. how much do you wish you had my car???

No Rick, I haven’t seen your baseball !!

at least you can spell your name

no vodafone will not sponsor your car

Eat my red dusy Kelly… ya know ya wanna!!!! HAHA!!!

Haven’t you seen the new FG Ford Falcon, even my delay beloved Betty eating ‘Tic Tocks’ could beat your laps times in that mate!

Hey I’ll be Darryl Sommers and you play Dicki - Nee.

” whats my secret Rick thats easy… Great fans and Smurf Juice AKA Blue Power Aid ..”

” Hmmmmm maybe you need your own Fairy Godmother Rick…..And NO you cant have mine she’d turn you into a toad “

” Whats that Rick , you didnt get to see the bonnet of the Red Dust livery on the weekend ?? Ah thats because you were behind me for the WHOLE weekend “

Yeah, I know everything is just aweso without me!

Nope, cant say i have ever wondered what you would look in an animated supercars version of super mario brothers, but now that i think about it probably something like Lugie.

Nah, i dont think Billy Rae Cyrus will give you hair tips, even if you did say you are his number one fan.

you can eat my red dust any time!