What are some of those stupid warning labels you know of?
I dont know if its just my stupid sense of humour,but i find them quite funny.. 
Like i saw this one on a packet of chips the other day…
"You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside." -….I think it was for the shoplifters..
*On my hair dryer label: "Do not use while sleeping."…..Coz that IS the only time when i blow dry my hair. It also tells me not to use in the shower 
*On an iron package :"Do not iron clothes on body."…..Why would I??
* It said on the Domino's pizza box the other night: "Caution. Contents hot!"…… Well i would hope so…
* "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."……You see, i fold it up while the child is still in there…am i supposed to remove her first??
Does anyone else have any stupid ones. 
Oh and WHY do they always put "Do not turn upside down" on the BOTTOM of the package?. Its too late by the time you read it…
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heelz. 6:22 pm September 29th 2008
on the spin duster ‘dusting may become addictive’
are you sure?
hell corner 11:34 pm September 29th 2008
shower cleaner,start with a clean shower
carley merrett 2:38 pm September 30th 2008
On a packet of lights that clearly say on the box “Outdoor Lights” - on the label - ‘for outside use only’. maybe not completely stupid but yes I did see the word outdoor on the box - that’s why I bouht it!!!
hell corner 4:02 pm September 30th 2008
how about a road sign,falling rocks,do not stop,is that a fact?
Andrew Robinson 4:32 pm September 30th 2008
Considering we just had somebody here attempt to use coffee machine descaler as coffee whitener (they are OK-spat it out), what is more interesting than these labels is the fact that they are necessary.
And Heelz, if dusting does become addictive please get in touch.
Claire... 5:21 pm September 30th 2008
THose spin dusters are pretty cool…how sad am I?? But in no way am i addicted to dusting!
He has a bit of a crush on it
Our rabbit mostly uses it anyway to…..you know
~~ Miss Erin ~~ 9:41 pm October 1st 2008
Lol Cat Food - Not Intended for Human Consumption
Claire... 11:52 pm October 1st 2008
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Id hope so!
Greggo 3:56 am October 3rd 2008
Oo gosh, ive been thinkin for ages bout this…
But you know when you buy new shoes and you have that lil sachet type thing in their which says “DO NOT EAT”…
Dosnt everyone buy brand new shoes just to eat the lil things insde the sachet…
Also I love rocky road (The chocy/marshmellow from Darryl Lea) anyways “Warning:May contain traces of Nuts”… Well Gee i hope so… like thats wat rocky road is isnt it?
nubbub 12:51 pm October 24th 2008
On a packet of airline nuts…..
“Beware. May contain traces of nuts”
WHAT THE ????
Jessie~Car88 :) 4:24 pm October 24th 2008
On the bus window…do not enter bus throu window.
I LAUGH THE WHOLE BUS RIDE
Joe Hupp 10:34 pm November 23rd 2008
I got a good one - cans of energy drink:
Red Bull: Maximum consumption 2 cans daily; Mother: Maximum consumption 1 can daily - what the?? If we drank the said max. consumption level, would we be high of our la-la-ing nuts???
Joe
Candy 5:06 pm November 27th 2008
Coffee from Macca’s.
“Caution, contents may be hot” - UM i hope they are hot, not MAY be hot! ARRHHH